Strechered off after random weegie taps him on the cheek!!!!

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lol after seeing that I know why AC Milan have said they dont want any action taking over the "assault" on Dida, its hardly the same as the flare that hit him a few years ago!

What a wet blanket.

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Sexy salad cake threat.

what tart dida is..

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I saw this earlier... the poor celtic fan who very obviously was ahving a giggle and no way did he hit him hard, has been banned for life.

The cameras were right on dida at the airport and not a mark on him, funnily enough

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kitchens kitchens kitchens

thats a joke. its funny how dida tries to catch the guy and when he realises he cant catch him the good old sniper takes him down

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He probably went down like that because he suddenly realised he could be in trouble if it looked like he was about to chase down the fan lol.

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Celtic's manager is looking for a new player and hears of this 15 year old wonder kid in Bahgdad.

He goes over to Iraq and sure enough, in the middle of a war zone slum, the kids a complete genius with a football, so he gets signed up for The Bhoys.

Next game is away to Aberdeen and 20 mins before end of the game, Celtics 4-0 down. In desperation the manager gives the boy the nod and on he goes. The boys supurb and slots 5 past the Aberdeen keeper for an amazing debut game and brilliant comeback victory.

The kids over the moon and can't wait to tell his mum, so he phones her and tells her the good news.

Mothers not inpressed AT ALL.

"Do you know that this morning your father was shot whilst walking down the street?"

The youngsters totally horrified.

"And do you know that when me and your sister were on the way to the hospital to see him, we were mugged for the few pennies we had then brutally gang raped??"

The kids in tears, totally shattered begging to know what he can do.

"It's too late now" his mum says "It's all your fault we moved to Glasgow in the first place".

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IQ of a cow.

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

BBC News, 17th July 2007.

fucking ace joke!

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I have heard that joke before - but the kid moved to West Brom, seems most clubs have their own version of it - albion scum !!!

Yep I've heard it too, but he moved to Newcastle.

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Also pictorial evidence:

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/de...?image_id=6779

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That joke is based on a true story but it was Liverpool this time.

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