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Old 07-02-2008, 01:18 PM
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Bonus out of the blue

My firm just gave every one of its employees in the uk ( 12000) , a 1k bonus.


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point of the post...hmm. apply to one of the big4 post uni if you want to set yourself up and get paid while studying over 2 years.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:50 PM
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:30 PM
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:31 PM
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Atleast you get a bonus
The boss who owns my company claims that it has gone minus in the company income thingy (don't know the english word for it )
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:31 PM
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I got some free sieves and measuring jugs that had passed their expiry date a few weeks ago.
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:51 PM
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Im going on strike because I dont get paid enough, so this post makes me feel warm.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:25 PM
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There's some things money can't buy, Herpes isn't one of them.
Depends where you pick her up from.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:38 PM
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I said money can buy herpes.
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I said money can buy herpes.
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I got some free sieves and measuring jugs that had passed their expiry date a few weeks ago.
Sieves and jugs have expiry dates?
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Yeah they do where I work lol.
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Did they contain internal organs?!
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Well the sieves are used when washing bone but I have no idea what the jugs were used for, we don't seem to use them anymore.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:23 AM
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pfft, my bonus this october will be around the £20k mark.

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pfft, my bonus this october will be around the £20k mark.

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No need to boast (twice) Torr!
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erm if this aint a boast thread, i dont know what is!
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