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View Poll Results: how much money would it take to let Carol Vorderman shit on your chest?
None i'd let her do it for free 3 18.75%
£1 > £500 1 6.25%
£501 > £1000 2 12.50%
£1001>£5000 1 6.25%
£5001 > £10,000 1 6.25%
more than ten grand? 5 31.25%
one of wharrys pies? 3 18.75%
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:05 AM
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how much money would it take to let Carol Vorderman shit on your chest?
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:37 AM
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one of wharrys pies, if that's the option for "not at all!"
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:06 AM
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I have a price..but she'd need a big wad of cash to let her relax her brown eye on my hairy chest
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:11 AM
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So , instead of asking her for a vowel , you would ask her for a bowel?

(She couldnt afford me, in a world where you can spend £7500 on a bidet for your bathroom, Im afraid my chest costs considerably more)
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:13 AM
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Hm...

Anel, how the fuck did you think this one up?
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:36 AM
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So , instead of asking her for a vowel , you would ask her for a bowel?

(She couldnt afford me, in a world where you can spend £7500 on a bidet for your bathroom, Im afraid my chest costs considerably more)
Vob that was poetic
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:54 AM
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dude, thats just disgusting!!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:07 AM
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Just thinking, the money from the act itself. Plus selling it to the press.

Hmmm...
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:20 AM
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I would let her do it for free, as long as she cleaned up after herself.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:47 AM
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Been there, done that.

Got the brown-stained t-shirt.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:52 AM
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I heard your chest cut the poo in half, you skinny monkey.
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:24 AM
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Besides I bet carol vorderman only poo's golden elixir sent from heaven, that makes you some sort of genius.
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:30 AM
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Is she the cockeyed one with a saggy face?
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:34 AM
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I heard your chest cut the poo in half, you skinny monkey.
You just want a go yourself, darlin
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:14 PM
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Vorderman would get it like, as would Silverton off of that BBC News.
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Old 03-20-2008, 01:00 PM
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fuck yeah, that silverton bird is lovely. I bet she is an animal in the sack!
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Old 03-20-2008, 02:35 PM
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Pics plz
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How do you let her know when you're ready? Say "one from the bottom please Carol"?
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How do you let her know when you're ready? Say "one from the bottom please Carol"?
If you're lucky maybe she'll bring Bob Holness along too, may as well get some pee while you're at it.
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