So.. not sure what happened with this one.

It all began as I was stroking Arty on msn last night, suddenly some bastards appear and drag me away from the computer. Mind goes blank for a while, can't remember anything.

From the parts I do remember, it goes like this.
I get really, really drunk. I, and three other guys, somehow end up wearing a black skirt, a red cape, wielding a cardboard shield and possibly a stick as a sword (can't remember but I know I had something else). Of course, that was all I was wearing.
Some random parts are missing inbetween but there was definately some random flashing involved directed to the females.

The only thing I can properly remember is being chased by what looked like a bum. Then the tables turned and I was chasing him for about two blocks, kicked him up the arse, he fell down, and ran away.

Everything from there to this morning is gone.
Woke up this morning in the black skirt, the red cape and a pair of sunglasses on. Had no idea what I was wearing at first and went to get breakfast.
My mum and sister was in the kitchen, I walked in. Complete silence as I started making some potato scones, got my food ready and went to eat it.
Realised what I was wearing when I sat down :<
Held my head in shame as I went to change.

Teh end.

Sounds like a normal night out in Scotland.

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This is madness.

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This... is... SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!11111111

I demand pics of Sko in a skirt.

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http://lern2play.mine.nu/ !

Pfft..Apparently i did this:

Saturday night, i was told i started drinking cocktails, then ordered a bucket of champagne, then i started on a group of lads, one of which breaks my nose (don't worry girls, it's still looking fine ), then i goto a strip club with a fiver and manage to get 2 'special' dances out back, then me and my mate fall asleep against each other at the bar after the club had closed.

I get in taxi, somehow with no money, then start throwing chips at the taxi driver telling him to hurry up, with the odd racial slur. I then spill chips all over his back seats, then as i leave, lob some chicken in his face and start to walk home.

As i reach my house i find i've lost my doorkeys, apparently within seconds of noticing this i sprint at my front door with flying kicks, then shoulder barges. Realising its reinforced with PVC and metal, i start climbing through peoples gardens until reaching my own garden fence, roughly the height of my outstretched arms. Kicking, grabbing and jumping later i find the strength to pull myself up over the fence and into my garden, i then go through patio doors and proceed to have a conversation with my dogs.


The end...

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That just sounds like you were a prick half the night.

Yeah and a wanker the other half!

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Least i wasn't dressed naked with just a cape to cover my spuds in front of my mum!! lol

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I was also wearing a skirt.

Ahh that's ok then, i'm sure she thought that puke and stale alcohol breath was cute

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Yes, I let everyone smell my breath just before I eat breakfast. No.

Reminds me of that Homer Simpson line.

Woman at door: Are you wearing a paper bag?
Homer: I'll have you know I have mis-placed my pants.

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We must meet up in Brum, im only in K'ford these days, and frequent such dancing establishments (Spearmints Rouge is my fave)

Well, we were going to do brum again this sat, but i don't get paid til Monday, woulda been waterfront or broad st. My brother lives by you then, the KFC there is SHIT, SHIT!! stale and SHIT!

That night i mentioned above finished in Images, my word, i'm so glad i didn't pay for a 'dance' off those 'women'.

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I agree mate lol, teh one on Merry Hill is a much better standard :P
Am now living by the old Wordsley Hospital where they are putting houses up (bloody builders)

At least they aren't knocking down half of your town centre shopping areas to build Polish only...yes thats right...Polish only flats...smack bang in centre of little Droitwich lol, it'll be a massacre, we're hardly the most politically correct lot down here!

Yeh Merry hill ones ok. I work in Birmingham city centre though, so i have access that one heh.

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WTF?

They're letting the Polish invade Droitwich? I bet there's an uproar?

Which part of the town centre is being knocked down?

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hahahahahaha......
hahahahahahahaahaaaaaa..... God I fucking miss drunken antics.

sko, I lub you

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Saltway shopping centre, the entrance to there, inbetween WH Smiths and Llloyds TSB, everyone would have to pass it between/on way to pubs lol. I mean, it could only be less inconspicuous if they put it ontop of the library, then again they're next to it pretty much.

Well, i don't think most people know, it's only been leaked out from council members. They've knocked down half the police station too for something...big..dunno what though but the structure is up.

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