So some fucktard decided they would block my car in by parking on our driveway behind it touching my back bumper.

After knocking at the next door neighbours house and the fat ugly bitch telling us it wasnt one of her friends. We managed to move the 2nd car on the driveway round behind it blocking the exit to the driveway and leaving no room to maneuver at all.

Funnilly enough at this point a woman came out of my next door neighbours house asking if we wanted her to move her car.

To which i replied, no your fucking to late we asked and nobody came out so now your here till the morning.

Her response multiple times was: what are you trying to say. Also claiming she didnt know it was our driveway...... i swear youd have to be blind or fucking retarded not to know that...but hey i guess she was both.

She couldnt seem to grasp the poetic justice lol.

Also to note the police are useless in this situation and said if its on your property thats private land so its up to you to deal with it.

Which i did

winner

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Cant be bothered

seems they failed to notice the few suprises left for them when they collected it this morning lol.

Ofc those suprises must of been left by young drunk folks walking by late at night.....naturally

Im glad i dont live next door to you....then again i wouldnt be parking my car in someone elses driveway so its not really an issue

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Cant be bothered

Some kids were fucking with out xmas decorations the other day so I opened fire on them with my airsoft gun

fuckers !

Only complete idiots and retards who have no fucking manners would have a problem living next to me .

Im not normally in...well such a destructive/agressive mood shall we say. I happened to be having a really shitty day, needed to go out but couldnt because the fucker had blocked me in.

Also when you knock on the door and they say it doesnt belong to anybody here, its their own fault for not being honest.

Shame i didnt get any pictures, cheered me up somewhat tho.

I also found it hillarious when her chav friends came out shouting have they blocked you in, what sorta idiots would do that.

If its blocking access to your property the police should have the thing towed away since it is against some ancient law...some police are fucking retarded and/or lazy. However I do applaud your actions, my hat is off to you sir.

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ive already started thinking up new ideas for if it happens again.

So far i have smash a window release handbrake and push it off driveway onto the hill.....

Another includes covering the windows with self raising flower and golden syrup.

Also hopefully being there when they try and use water to wash it off....lol

and shit

You should break in to their car next time then turn on the little light inside. After a few weeks they're going to have a pretty flat battery!

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I would have hijacked the battery to play an endless loop of kenny rogers songs tbh

Kill them and eat their children.

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Polystyrene in the petrol tank.

Go.

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http://lern2play.mine.nu/ !

Wash the car and fill up the gas tank!

It was Corhal's car.

YOUR SECRET IS OUT NOW, GERMAN BOY!

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http://lern2play.mine.nu/ !

no wonder the woman looked so ugly ! it was really a hairy german !

QFE.

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Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

I would have done the old classic of blocking up the exhaust pipe of the car - they start the engine and *bang*