One Pope, in the Dark Ages, decreed that all Jews had to leave Rome. The Jews did not want to leave, and so the Pope challenged them to a to prove that they could remain. No one, however wanted the responsibility... until the synagogue janitor, Moishe, volunteered.
As there was nobody else who wanted to go, Moishe was given the task. But because he knew only Hebrew, a silent debate was agreed. The day of the debate came, and they went to St. Peter's Square to sort out the decision. First the Pope waved his hand around his head. Moishe pointed firmly at the ground.
The Pope, in some surprise, held up three fingers. In response, Moishe gave him the middle finger.
The crowd started to complain, but the Pope thoughtfully waved them to be quiet. He took out a bottle of wine and a wafer, holding them up. Moishe took out an apple, and held it up.
The Pope, to the people’s surprise, said, "I concede. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."
Later, the Pope was asked what the debate had meant. He explained, "First, I showed him the Heavens, to show that God is everywhere. He pointed at the ground to signify that God is right here with us. I showed him three fingers, for the Trinity. He reminded me that there is One God common to both our religions. I showed him wine and a wafer, for God's forgiveness. With an apple, he showed me original sin. The man was a master of silent debate."
In the Jewish corner, Moishe had the same question put to him, and answered, "It was all nonsense, really. First, he told me that this whole town would be free of Jews. I told him, Go to Hell! We’re staying right here! Then, he told me we had three days to get out. I told him just what I thought of that proposal." An older woman asked, "But what about the part at the end?" "That?" said Moishe with a shrug, "Well, I saw him take out his lunch, so I took out mine."

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IQ of a cow.

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

BBC News, 17th July 2007.

hrhr, lolreligion

I just read a book by dan brown about the Vatican being threatened by the Illuminati with destruction by anti-matter.... they'd have succeded if it wasn't for them pesky kids!!1

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kitchens kitchens kitchens

I grinned, but thats all you are getting from me.

Dan Brown rocks, until he makes shit films.

Can we rename this thread to, unfunny story.

Sorry Tro.

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That joke is so old I want to break your face with the ground.

BREAK THE GROUND WITH HIS FACE YARRR

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Angels & Demons? Or something like that? With the stabbed out eye. It was a prequel to The Davinci Code I think. Read that back when it came out and the davince code was stupidly popular.

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yarr, that be it.

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kitchens kitchens kitchens

Dan Brown books are good for a read on the lavvy and that's about it.

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IQ of a cow.

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

BBC News, 17th July 2007.

They're good for killing some brain cells, more like.

This joke is a joke.

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Ps: Crixx, Xfare.

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I thought it was funny. C+

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Got stuff to do :<

You are faggot.

Shitty Royal Mail, deliver Mario you slow cuntflaps.

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worst joke ever

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I loled but it was the internet lol that you say to acknowledge that somebody made a slightly amusing post/comment whether you really loled or not.

lol

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I didn't read it due to it being poorly formatted.

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