Ass Wipe

[Hexis]

I was out on the piss with a group of mates the other day and the convo got onto Ass Wiping.

7 of us there and 5 of us wipe while sat on the toilet but 2 guys said they wipe while stood up.

Personally i dont see how the hell u can wipe while stood up. Sat down u have ur cheeks apart from the preasure of ur ass against the bowl giving easy acess to ur ass hole and the surrounding area. haha.

Stood up ur ass cheeks close and ur gonna have the last bits smeared on the inside of ur ass cheeks.

So in closing..... How do u wipe ur ass?

Stood Up or Sat Down? :P

[Trocisp]

Sitting.

[st0nedpenguin]

Sat down fo sho.

I don't want no skiddies.

[River]

Sitting, what type of sap does it standing?!

[Bawarr]

Me, how do you whipe it sitting is the real question. Ill try it next time, but i dont see jamming my arm through the seat hole with my dirty ass in the way O_o

[Trocisp]

Originally Posted by Bawarr

Me, how do you whipe it sitting is the real question. Ill try it next time, but i dont see jamming my arm through the seat hole with my dirty ass in the way O_o

lean forward and wipe from the bottom up

[River]

Just lamp your arm down the front, providing your not a fat fuck you should be able to do it... hahah.

[Bawarr]

Still sounds alot harder than standing up tbh

[pboy]

now the next question

do you put your nad down the back or the front when sitting.

back for me...any fucker who does it the front is....a nutter!

[Torr]

lol theres me thinking this was gonna be a thread about someone Hexis thinks is an asswhipe :|

<--- sitter btw

[Darkwulf]

Stander, although why the fuck I'm telling you lot is beyond me.

[Gil]

LOL me and my housemate had the same discussion at weekend.

I stand also, but im gonna give this sitting thing a try, although it sounds like im gonna break my arm.

[dawy]

Standing fuck that sitting lark far to dangerous,brown arm is not nice

[Torr]

how do you do it whle standing?! the very best you can manage is yanking one cheek over while wiping with the other so theres bound to be some stickage going on there somewhere meaning extra wiping!

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im thinking about this too much :/

[Darkwulf]

Originally Posted by Torr

how do you do it whle standing?! the very best you can manage is yanking one cheek over while wiping with the other so theres bound to be some stickage going on there somewhere meaning extra wiping!

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im thinking about this too much :/

Yes you are.

[pboy]

omg how the fuck can you do it standing. far too much ass cheek closeness

and for the people saying sitting down is bad..and you get brown arm, wtf

[dawy]

I nearly dropped my laptop reading this thread..fucking classic

[Darkwulf]

Originally Posted by dawy

I nearly dropped my laptop reading this thread..fucking classic

While on the toilet?

[dawy]

Originally Posted by Darkwulf

While on the toilet?

No but while your talking about it time to go and drop a few brown pebbles down the bog

[stef]

little in between here, sorta standing but not fully up