Ass Wipe

[pboy]

omg this thread is ace.

Demoltion man reference aswell <3

*imagines Wharry being illiterate when standing up *

[Gil]

Yeah man, one of those ones which just shoots out, no messing or mess.

[wharry]

Originally Posted by Voblat

No.
Do you sit down?

When I take a dump yes.

One thing I know for a fact is I'm never eating any of Voblats Coco-Pops.

[Voblat]

think some of you need to visit www.ratemypoo.com

Edit good point wharry , not entirely work safe.

[Voblat]

Originally Posted by wharry

When I take a dump yes.

One thing I know for a fact is I'm never eating any of Voblats Coco-Pops.

But if you cant read standing up, how will you ever know its coco pops.

It could be sugar puffs, or even bran flakes.

[wharry]

Not at work, I've seen that thing before, the poo entitled 'Lord of the Rings' is my personal favourite.

[pboy]

god forbid its Cheerios

[wharry]

Originally Posted by Voblat

But if you cant read standing up, how will you ever know its coco pops.

It could be sugar puffs, or even bran flakes.

Because I'd be able to see them in the bowl?

[wharry]

Originally Posted by Voblat

think some of you need to visit www.ratemypoo.com

Edit good point wharry , not entirely work safe.

The not work safe bit kinda goes without saying when the site is called 'rate my poo', anyone clicking it thinking it might be work safe deserves what they get.

*This post was made standing up using touch typing.

[dawy]

Got to admit i do my best thinking while having a shite

[dawy]

Should be able to give this thread a 5 turd salute tbh

[wharry]

I'm due one in about 3/4 hours time I think.

[Gil]

Just gonna wait until ive eaten me sandwhich then ill be ready.

Will report back with my new findings on sitting down.

[stef]

never had to take anything into read.

only ever takes me a few mins max, never had problems in this departement.

but the girlfriend is another issue

[Burt]

Any poo that you have and can stand up without your legs collapsing due to cut off circulation doesn't deserve the name poo.

[Bawarr]

lawl, and i dont know whats wrong with your asses but my cheeks dont stick together....ie. they dont touch when i stand up so theres no extra mess.
And for TP usage, i just grab a nice long strip and use it for about 4-6 whips folding each time so im not using a 'dirty' bit :>

[Darkwulf]

Your arse wiping skill increases to 289

[pboy]

4-6 whipes..so you fold it 4-6 timees, ech time you are carrying more poo in your hand?

weird ass kiwis

[st0nedpenguin]

Originally Posted by Bawarr

lawl, and i dont know whats wrong with your asses but my cheeks dont stick together....ie. they dont touch when i stand up so theres no extra mess.
And for TP usage, i just grab a nice long strip and use it for about 4-6 whips folding each time so im not using a 'dirty' bit :>

I think your ass is the one to worry about if your cheeks don't touch while standing up.

Unless you had your ass cheeks blown off in Nam or something, in which case please accept my condolences.

PS: lol @ River and his shitty balls frontal wipe technique.

[stef]

ah i use about 4 bits in house may little more depending on what i been eating.

but if in work i use about 20 or so since im not paying for it:P