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Old 06-28-2006, 06:23 AM
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Sit, lean forward, hand down the back, wipe up, check paper, fold paper over, hand back down, wipe up, dispose of paper. Repeat till clean.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:23 AM
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:27 AM
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okok, but how many sheets do you use per wipe?!

I'm a 2 sheet man myself (lol) but the mrs uses like half a bog roll!
If you need anotrher 2 sheets then np, but ffs 10 sheets at a time!




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Old 06-28-2006, 06:30 AM
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3 minimum, I don't like to accidentally poke a finger through, 3 gives that bit extra safety net.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:30 AM
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:32 AM
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What happens if its a proper post night out Fosters shit? You need more than 3 surely!?
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:32 AM
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Same as wharry, except, no folding in half bollocks!!

also 2 max, sometimes 1 if its a good day!

didnt somebody say sitting dow, hand down front earlier..WEIRDO!!also standing up 4tl
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:33 AM
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I have a bidet.

Warm water for the win.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:38 AM
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lol you would vob!
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:40 AM
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Got to be at least 5 sheets min..just for the extra safety net,shitty fingers not nice at all
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:47 AM
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Well ive got one in the oven atm, so im gonna try this sitting down thing in an hour or so.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:50 AM
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it baffles me that people stand up..wheres the relaxing end to dropping off the kids at the pool!
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:51 AM
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If you dont have access to a bidet, i suggest you all use the 3 shells.
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I can't read stood up. Case closed.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:57 AM
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I can't read stood up. Case closed.

getting the right box of cereal in sainsburies must be a bitch.
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:59 AM
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getting the right box of cereal in sainsburies must be a bitch.
You take a dump in the cereal aisle in Sainsbury's?
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Old 06-28-2006, 07:00 AM
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thats a whole new point...

i cant stand spending loads (pardon teh pun) of time on th lav, id rather have 3 small visits than one lasting for half an hour!

get on, deliver whatevers in the shoot, get off...

repeat when next portion arrives at the door.
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You take a dump in the cereal aisle in Sainsbury's?
No.
Do you sit down?
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Im the same Torr, im all business. In/Out in about 2 mins. I think 37 secs is my PB.
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Old 06-28-2006, 07:03 AM
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37 secs /applaud

that must have been one of those teflon coated turds... min wiping ftw!
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