Anel lost a German tonight.

[sko]

I don't like ze germans, probably because they start fights with me everytime I meet one. I guess they don't like scottish :<

[pboy]

Why dont you pick on Sko for calling you a cunt eh?

Scottishist!

[wharry]

Because I am a cunt.

[sko]

^_^

[Tagert]

I know the story nanana nanananana nananana

[Vasilli]

Tell us :<

[sko]

We need anel for story time.

[Corhal]

It's all lies!

[ANEL]

will tell you about it tomorrow

but only if pboy commits sebuku

[pboy]

Seppoku pwns

[automan]

but he wasn't asking for you to kill yourself by disembowling yourself....he was asking for something differnt

i'll let anel explain that one though

[wharry]

Apparently it's something to do with a mine in Indonesia.

He could be meaning bukkake.

[ANEL]

nah i'm just crap at spelling and want to prove pboy is a perdantic twot

not that it really needed proving

i hope he dies tbh

[pboy]

ho hum, what did I do now?

[Dravic]

Breathing again? Tsk tsk!

[ANEL]

will finish my emails etc then i will tell you all what happened.

[scrunts]

Hurry up, I'm intrigued

[ANEL]

right

a few of you may not know but corhal poped over to get drunk and see a bit of london over the weekend. So we arranged to meet up on sat then maybe see a bit of london then go for a drink with wharry.

this is more or less where things started to go wrong.

i forgot to dial 0049 and drop the 0 when calling cor and he left a 5 out of my number so we had to meet up thru Wharry aka Ground control (which would turn out to be good pratice)

by the time we did meet up it was about 12:30 ish so we had a quick pint and a gorgous tequillia and made our way to mine.

had a few beers at mine then wharry phoned and informed us that the poonsanaitor was in croydon with him. so we made our way to pub number 2.

not much really happened their a few of my mates met up with us and me and corhal had a few rum and cokes and another Gorgous Tequillia.

we went to pub number 3 and they remember i was bared so we trotted on quick like to pub number 4 played some pool had 3 more double rum and cokes and i managed to get my hands on UK bukkake girls 3 from the DVD man.

still not much had happened but we trotted on to pub number 6 and after a few wharry and the poons popped out to get a bite to eat.
so while we waited we had another rum and coke then i left cor with my mates while i popped out to get some monies.

when i got back wharry, poons and cor were their and apparently!! some fucker that looked like me had walked into nando's licked ponnsies eye then walked out again. (no idea tbh) then as any many buch do the armwrestling started and it was more or less dominated by my big bald queer mate steve.

i would like to point out that the only reason corhal lost was because he couldn't utilise his speed, or so he told us

after 2 jugs of vodka redbull each wharry gave poons a lift home and we jogged on to another pub.......

now i was pretty pissed by then so as you can imagine i was horny as well. so i locked on to a wee beastie as soon as i got into the pub and started telling her how i was going to strangle her pull her hair and partake in some dirty sexual acts via her back door when one of my mates tapped me on the shoulder and asked me

"mate where did your German buddy go?"

it was then i realised that he must have vanished 2 mins into being in the pub and was no ware to be seen. i wasn't to worried at this point thou as i thought he was with the rest of my mates in the nightclub next door. so i drank the rest of my rum and coke and his as he had just left it and went to que up to get in.

[pboy]

surely..you got some pics

would be sweet to see you crones together!

[scrunts]

Shame that night had to fall on my mate's Birthday bash, would have been a good laugh by the sounds of it