So, I was at work, in a meeting with our Company boss, my Bosses boss, and our Sales director (who happens to be a homosexual), with a few other people. We're having this real important talk about some
PR work we're doing with the BBC involving one of the members of my staff and it's my turns to talk about how we're going to rearrange some scheduling stuff.
So I'm looking in the general direction of the sales manager and intend to say something like "we haven't had a day go by without something happening" and I get as far as "we haven't had a gay do....". I stopped there, stammered a bit and managed to form the sentence correctly.
The meeting seemed to wrap up quickly after that, half the room appeared to be on the verge of exploding in one way or other. I just ran away round the corner and collapsed giggling insanely.