i had one last night... was quite disturbing

went like this

like the title says i had a rather random text conversation last night from a mystery person. i'll typ it exactly how it went.
spelling and all.

random number: o helo sxc hows life aintspoke t ya 4 ages u gt a fela yet cnt wait t c ya again u sxc beast ad wel gd time u gt a wel fit body wat u up 2 tb lv luke xxx

now as you can imagine this confused me but i do know a weirdo called
Luke so i tried to confirm this.

Me: Tinsley?

random Luke: Yer gorgous u aint 4got me av ya hehe im nt guna 4get u am i wat u bin up 2 tb x

Me: So thats a yes it is Tinsley then? And not much as it goes lots of work type stuffs tb? As in you signing your text messages saying you have tuberculosis? (please note i thought it might actually be my mate tinsley now. Tuberculosis also took me ages to spell on predictive but i was proud with the result )

random Luke: Lol i aint gt teberculosus wat do u do now days den wat wrk u doin tb x

Me:Why are you saying tb then you nutter? And IS THIS TINSLEY?

random Luke:Lol yer it is ow i get ya now haha u wer always a funny 1 do u rememba r pasionate nite of pleasure iv jst startd modlin 4 clothn catlouge bin workn out loadz iv gt fitter if u wnt re-enact r nite of fun tb lol x

at this point i was pretty sure it wasn't my mate Tinsley.....

Me:Who is this?

random Luke:Luke a horny lil bastard/m/ 26/essex u? X

Me:Well for a 26 year old your write like a retarded monkey.* And since the only thing i have ever had to do with essex is tell jokes about your women i think i can safely say you got the wrong number tiger :P James south London 25 M..... Sorry matey afraid my tits are covered in hair and she gave you the wrong number bt x

* this made me laugh at the hypocracy of it

only you!!

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can make the stars so bright?

I see you reply to homoerotic texts, but not my homoerotic texts.

Twat.

im to busy wanking to reply to yours honey bunny

lol pwnt.

I was gonna ask for a translation but your last line was classic.

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Deja vu

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haha - I get texts like this from Jamie, and especially Clive. Would love a random to text me something. Best I ever had was a text with a fit youngish girl on it (early 20ish), with the subject line "This is my daughter now".
I didnt know whether to delete it or reply with "cool, how much and where do I pick her up from". I bottled it and did the former.

WTB Hunka's phone number for homoerotic propositioning

pst

I haven't but two of my mates went through a phase the other week of making up mobile numbers and texting and phoning them putting on various voices.

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I knew Dale Winton propositioning me was too good to be true!

Have had 2 mates accidentally send me texts saying stuff like "I love you babes xxxx", when i've been in their recent contacts list. I promptly show them to all i know.

I hate people who do that text speak bollox though, is it really too much effort to add vowels? If they are worried about using up letter allocation (which they probably don't as they can't make one sentence), they should maybe get a job and go contract.

When online gaming became a spot like counter-strike, l33tspeak was acceptable, wasn't really taken seriously, more of an insulting way to say you kicked ass, typing asap so you don't get shot. No excuse for texting though, when you're trying to have a legitimate conversation with someone you get: "lol, y bin bzy i pregnt , bf lft me 4 sum bich,gimme txt if wna go out?xx"

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vgto iz a grmr nzi lol xxx

Up yrz nge fukr! wna go 4 drnks? xxx

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I find it easier to just type and/or read words than that gibberish.

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"lol, y bin bzy i pregnt , bf lft me 4 sum bich,gimme txt if wna go out?xx"

Kill these ppl and make sure that they didnt breed before!
No seriously... I simply reject to talk to people doing this.

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I did get a random text from Sko the other day telling me he loved me.

I was too scared to reply.

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You lucky son of a bitch

As would I be.

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In Korea they recycle phone numbers pretty quickly. When I first got my mobile I would get loads of random texts from some horny teenagers. Seems the previous owner of my number was a high school girl who was quite 'popular'.

I used to have Korean mates wind them the fuck up, and then when they called I would freak them out by talking scouse

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