12 Week old Black Cocker Spaniel - the kids are made up, however i can see that im going to spend all night up due to it crying !
Pictures will be added later for extra campness

Is she Norwegian?

Badumtsh.

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It'll make you feel like a twat, but the best thing to do is just leave it alone whilst it does the whole "crying all night" thing. It'll soon stop, and be better for it.

The worst thing you can do is if one of your kids takes it into their room, since it'll now always do that.

You given it a name yet?

Hunka still needs to upload some Leeds pics/vids.

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The kids have called her "Fizz", and yeah, she has her bed downstairs and wont be allowed upstairs.

As for the leeds thing, I didnt take many, but will get round to it now you have reminded me

Good lad.

Great thing about having a dog is, you can get the kids to do all the boring shit under the guise of "teaching them responsibility".

You also now have an infinite source of ammunition incase you need to pelt shit at someone.

He already has an infinite source of poop!

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Pro Tip #42: Keep it away from the US Army.

Apparently there are 10 dogs for every person in Iraq, and the army spends more time shooting stray dogs in order to stem their numbers than actually fighting insurgents.

Not a clue if that's true, just what I read about the video River's referencing.

Replace dog with chav and Iraq with Leeds.

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I have 3 cocker spaniels.

A small black one
A medium black and white classic one
and a big American one that has the exact same markings as Snoopy, which happens to be his name due to my amazing imagination...

And on that note i will say, they are lazy, greedy, useless fat bastards, who bark only when they hear the fridge open, don't play games, insist on sleeping on beds, don't run unless its after a chew, and fart regularly.

This is ALL cocker spaniels.

You've been warned .

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Veg you are a cocker fancier.

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Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

haha

Veg speaketh the truth I have a fat smelly light-brown one :P

Named Summer !

That's no way to talk about your missus.

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She was pretty good last night - even does her "business" outside. It helps she came trained from the breeder. If only women were this well trained eh

i have two cocker spaniels, one black and white and a blue rone. both bitches, lovely dogs

Shit, i gotta take them a walk now, all three of them. There seperate in different directions and shit as much as possible, it's like an egg hunt.

So pampered though, i gotta lay the boot up the big ones ass to get him to wake up for a walk.

Haha, wish my missus would do that though, instead of barking all the time and wanting fuss, she can't just sit in her basket and stfu.

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Cats > Dogs.

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