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Old 08-13-2006, 12:54 AM
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Cunting motherfucking cock cunt motherfucker!
30 today! Went out, got wankered, the usual!

On the way home, I get some twatfaced cab driver who tries to negotiate a bigger fare... being me, I tell him to suck my cock before he gets another penny out of me.

Anyway... my mate is outside of the cab holding my coat, pissing himself at the abuse I am giving this driver... The fare was £15 and he tries for an extra tenner... I tell him that I will pay £10 as he is a wanker.

Next thing I know, the fucker speeds away and the doors slam shut locking me inside. He takes me to the Police station where he claims I am refusing to pay. As I am holding the correct fare in my hands, the police are reluctant to believe him. They do however threaten to arrest me for being D&D. I agree that I am drunk but not disorderly and in my arsehole way, proceed to recite the alphabet backwards whilst walking in a line heel to toe. This upsets them!

Eventually, the cops believe my argument that the cabbie is a dumb fuck of an immigrant and agree to arrest him for kidnapping... I tell him I will forget it if he drops his claim to the fare. He agrees but unfortunately refuses to take me back to my mate, so I have to get the rest of the way home in a new cab and break into my own home to get to bed becuase my mate had my coat with my keys in!

Fucking migrant piece of shit!
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Old 08-13-2006, 01:05 AM
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I'd of charged the bastard with kidnapping.

Hate twat cab drivers.
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Old 08-13-2006, 01:15 AM
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gotta agree with higgs.
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Old 08-13-2006, 07:00 AM
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yeah get him deported.
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Old 08-13-2006, 08:43 AM
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Kidnapping all the way
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Old 08-13-2006, 09:06 AM
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Buck got kidnapped and anally raped?!
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Old 08-13-2006, 09:39 AM
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Buck got kidnapped and anally raped?!
Gotta hurt...
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:04 AM
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lol at the whole story....

Happy birthday
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:07 AM
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poor buckey
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:11 AM
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It gets better... I have just gone to collect my coat and got the story from my mate. I seems he thought I was going to be driven to some field and stabbed, so called in the guy who we dropped off 5 mins ago (a copper himself no less) to come find me...

They then called the Police and waited to hear from them... after some time they got a call back saying that I had just left the Police station after abusing most of the night duty and was on my way home, so they headed to my house to wait for me.

They got to my house at just after 5am (10 mins after I managed to get inside)... as they did not want to call and wake anybody and did not think to check my pockets for my key, they then sat outside before giving up on me at 6.30am.

As the one with my coat was the guy who neglected to mention the jalapeno abuse a few days ago, I'm quite pleased at how it turned out
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:33 AM
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lol, how the heck do you manage to stumble into all these stories all the time?

Happy birthday Bucke! Time to grow up now eh?
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:46 AM
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happy birthday man, my 30 in 3 weeks, hope to remain out of a police station though
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Old 08-13-2006, 01:20 PM
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lol Nomae said it best:

lol, how the heck do you manage to stumble into all these stories all the time?
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:56 PM
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And thus the Karma was restored!
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Old 08-13-2006, 03:02 PM
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buck gets in these situations easy. He's a craaaaaazy son-uv'a-bitch.
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this is a kinda story anel would say
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happy birthday racist
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Old 08-13-2006, 09:12 PM
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I'm a racist how?
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Old 08-13-2006, 09:30 PM
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Using immigrant in a bad way, whatever, i was taking the piss anyway. happy birthday old man
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