Ok.. what are the worst insults, names, etc you have ever called anyone?

I must admit myself apart from calling the odd person "you fucking cunt!" or fuck you fucking slag!" i havent really got anything more in me than that.. If i do think of anything more intellectual it is normall just after i wake up the next day.

Arabian insults are always good, etc: I hope you're family dies of a festering plague which consumes your goats and first born children in the same fashoin as korean people eat noodles.

Please post the most vile insults you can think of.

(Anything overy rascist or of incredibly poor taste may not be welcome, but fook it whats the worst that can happen)

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Your vagina smells like a manure farm.

The best insults don't contain an over-abundance of swears.

You simply take someone's undesirable personality and go to town on it.

Admittedly i'm not too good at it; it's a skill

Agreed, the best insults contain absolutely zero crude words and focus on an element of truth.

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You Tro.

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Sexy salad cake threat.

i've found that calling people retards IRL doesnt go down well with normal folk no matter how retarded they seem. (clearly in denial)

"your mother jokes" alway go down a treat near time in clubs too.

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Someone had to overstep the mark.

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find their insecurity and play with it. nothing hurts more.

Fixed for Crixx.

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None of you were born in wedlock!

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Not when Crixxy does it *girly giggle*

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You hatched! Out of an Oompa Loompa egg!

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Shucks... yeah....

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Sexy salad cake threat.

Your mothers so fat she broke her leg and gravey poured out!

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I can see why Shuno made this thread if that's the average quality of insult uses.

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Best insults are to just tell the truth about someone, but really really twist it.

Truth hurts.

That'd actually be quite useful, Shuno.

Send said person to Africa and let her broken bones bring joy to starving children!

You're so ugly, Crixx wouldn't have sex with you.

No way back from that.

Woah woah woah, let's not go overboard here!

Well one good insault is: "I know your daddy raped you when you were young" or "didn't your parents gave you enough attention when you were young?"

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