elwe.....let me ask you a question

if you and i went camping, and you woke up the next morning with a used condom hanging out of your asshole, would you tell anyone?

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

Hey we've all been there!

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surely its you who should be worried, if you are shagging him up the ass and the only way he realises is the following morning as the condom is hanging lose!!!

Like throwing a cucumber down the high street

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SWG Memories movie http://media.putfile.com/SWG-Memories-38
Song of the Day!
Ratty - Sunrise: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uhB2qOSId4A

i just want him to answer my question
...but maybe he's too E-Thug for that

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

Why do you fantasize about raping me? Seek help

I think Automan is doing some research before he carries out the deed.

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awww..come on elwe...just answer the question
it would mean so much to me

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

If it was me, I would tell the following people in this order:

Police
My lawyer
Your gf
Your mum
Your mates
The people you see in the pub
Your neighbours
Your work mates
Your boss
And I may well grafetti it on the walls of your house too

I would consider the following line "While I was sleeping the fucking twat analing raped me, so small is he I did not notice but the revolting fuck left the used johnny on my ass"

wanta go camping?

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

can not think of anything duller than camping

Fishing. At least when you're camping, you're on land to get the nearest shop/pub for drink.
Fishing.. you're stuck in the water while you watch me swim away with your motor engine.

this i gotta see; you're either gonna

a) strap it to your arse, start it up and speed straight to the bottom at 40knots

or

b) sink like a stone before you even get it going

RIP

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L2P Quotes of teh Year 2007
kitchens kitchens kitchens

^_^

ah the weezing gasp as a 2-stroke motor ingests water instead of air

music to my ears

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

Pfft, you say that. but going camping at festivals and whatnot has probably got to be the most fun thing you can do EVER!

Download/Ozzfest/Donnington/Glastonbury camp sites are just crazy with the vast amount of booze, weed, drugs and bonfire parties.

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SWG Memories movie http://media.putfile.com/SWG-Memories-38
Song of the Day!
Ratty - Sunrise: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uhB2qOSId4A

That's going to the festival that's fun. Camping on it's own is something else.

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festival camping is just like regular camping but with more people.

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SWG Memories movie http://media.putfile.com/SWG-Memories-38
Song of the Day!
Ratty - Sunrise: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uhB2qOSId4A

i tink i would be scared of the marauding packs of girls roaming around and violating pretty boys like myself....especially when i'm saving myself for Elwe

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yeah like dark hoods and stuff..

Automan = Crixx II? O.o

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SWG Memories movie http://media.putfile.com/SWG-Memories-38
Song of the Day!
Ratty - Sunrise: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uhB2qOSId4A