a toad and a tank were out walking, suddenly the tank said to the toad,
- dude you're ugly!
- I'm ugly? I'm not the one with a penis on my head!



A farmer were tired of his old shabby house, so he decided to blow it up.
He started to prepare the dynamite around the house, lit it and ran away.

Meanwhile his assistant sat on the loo in the house reading a porno magazine and wanked off.

A big explosion followed and suddenly he saw an ear come flying
Omg, was that the ear of my assistant? he thought to himself...

When the flying debree had settled he approached the assistant who still sat on the loo and asked how it went with his ear...
- Don't worry about the ear, have you seen an arm holding a cock? he replied



bad jokes ftw