i had one last night... was quite disturbing

went like this

like the title says i had a rather random text conversation last night from a mystery person. i'll typ it exactly how it went.
spelling and all.

random number: o helo sxc hows life aintspoke t ya 4 ages u gt a fela yet cnt wait t c ya again u sxc beast ad wel gd time u gt a wel fit body wat u up 2 tb lv luke xxx

now as you can imagine this confused me but i do know a weirdo called
Luke so i tried to confirm this.

Me: Tinsley?

random Luke: Yer gorgous u aint 4got me av ya hehe im nt guna 4get u am i wat u bin up 2 tb x

Me: So thats a yes it is Tinsley then? And not much as it goes lots of work type stuffs tb? As in you signing your text messages saying you have tuberculosis? (please note i thought it might actually be my mate tinsley now. Tuberculosis also took me ages to spell on predictive but i was proud with the result )

random Luke: Lol i aint gt teberculosus wat do u do now days den wat wrk u doin tb x

Me:Why are you saying tb then you nutter? And IS THIS TINSLEY?

random Luke:Lol yer it is ow i get ya now haha u wer always a funny 1 do u rememba r pasionate nite of pleasure iv jst startd modlin 4 clothn catlouge bin workn out loadz iv gt fitter if u wnt re-enact r nite of fun tb lol x

at this point i was pretty sure it wasn't my mate Tinsley.....

Me:Who is this?

random Luke:Luke a horny lil bastard/m/ 26/essex u? X

Me:Well for a 26 year old your write like a retarded monkey.* And since the only thing i have ever had to do with essex is tell jokes about your women i think i can safely say you got the wrong number tiger :P James south London 25 M..... Sorry matey afraid my tits are covered in hair and she gave you the wrong number bt x

* this made me laugh at the hypocracy of it