Originally Posted by st0nedpenguin

There's an even funnier version linked from there too.

Here is another map that can help the People's Liberation Army find Fozruk so they can kill him, obtain the Rod of Order and finish up the quest "Breaking the Keystone." A note to General Cao Gangchuan, the Chinese Minister of National Defense: you must complete the quest "Stones of Binding" before you can do "Breaking the Keystone."