Hey, it's not all good..

Kenco..what the fuck? it's the shittest coffee i've tasted, and the teabags are tiny tetley ones you have to leave to stew for several days, i have to pretend to go for a shit each time i make one to kill time. I'm so quitting that circus!

And the cakes! We haven't had a selection of pastries or gateaus in days now! What is this, 1941?! I demand cookies and a perculator, my next contract will specify this.

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