been saying these jokes since i was about 8-9 years old but what the hell

what do essex girls have written on their knickers?

next

what the simmilarity between an essex girl and a washing machine?

they both leek once there fucked.

what do you say to an exxes girl who can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose?

Marry me

what does an essex girl say after having sex?

"so you all play for the same team then?"

how do you drown an essex girl?

throw a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool

what do you call an essex girl who sleeps with 10 guys a day?

an underaciever.

wat do you call 1230 essex girls floating in the sea?

isle of dogs