Woke up this morning, nothing special, little more tired than usual perhaps.

Well day progresses as normal, kids annoy me, I annoy them, nothing new, good fun really.

Get home and receive a phone call, "Shires, get involved, need some money, we are buying a footbal club!"

"eh!" I respond

"You heard" says me mate "We are buying a football club, they are in the Conference, we get to pick the team and everything"

"What the fuck" I reply "How much money do you think I have like!!"

"Only costs £35 story on the BBC website, 20,000 people like us are buying"

I trundle off to the good old bbc, read the story, 10mins later I am the joint owner of Ebbsfleet Utd!!!

So get involved, very little money and I think we could have a good laugh argueing about who we want upfront for the big games!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...et/7089473.stm