And we are winning 1-0 to a superb Rooney goal. That however narrows into significance when perusing the Russian line up pre-match.

Russia: 30 Vladimir Gabulov, (Kuban Krasnodar), 27 Aleksei Berezutski (CSKA Moscow), 5 Sergei Ignashevich, (CSKA Moscow), 2 Vasili Berezutski, (CSKA Moscow) 18 Yuri Zhirkov, (CSKA Moscow), 15 Diniyar Bilyaletdinov, (Lokomotiv Moscow), 20 Igor Semshov, (Dynamo Moscow), 17 Konstantin Zyrianov, (Zenit St Petersburg), 22 Aleksandr Anyukov, (Zenit St Petersburg), 10 Andrei Arshavin, (Zenit St Petersburg), 11 Aleksandr Kerzhakov, (Sevilla).

In bold is a player called Zhirkov, best part about him is it is pronounced "Jerk Off".
commentator - "jerk off is on the ball", im amazed they havent picked up on that yet :P